From the Mauser Collection

In July and August 2006, fourteen talented teenagers came together to study the craft of essay writing at a "nerd camp" in upstate New York. This is our blog. Bow.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

My CTY Quirk Book

Here's some of it:
CTY 2006 was AMAZING! Good times, tickling Amy, Kelly and Amy being evil twins, Alydaar as the Muscular Drag Queen who was cheating on Paris Hilton with the Horse he lived in, hugging Laura, Monica being delicious, Kendall's dessert, Singing around Atlas, "Keep away from my Chetna!", Greg and his black and green baby, the marriage booth, Love Tape Day, Random Hug Day (Laura's doom day), how the chinese food was an insult to Asians, "What did you put in my hand?", Ignorant and innocent Chetna, "We're all pervy on the inside!", Chetna's seisures, Man Talk and all the quotes that cam from it, Fairy Princess Day, Beautiful and Admirable Miranda , "To the French cheese is alive! You would no more put your cheese in the refrigerator than your cat!", Amanda's amazing expressions, Catwoman!, Being an art dork from 2 countries, "WWF is like a masculine ballet, stories about demented mooses, Flamed Orange High Wheelies!, "Unlock your inner man." , Anti social Alydaar, Be yourself or jsut be Kathy, Your existence will be validated. Yes, Molly and Ned, Mandles! Alydaar's sea of black spikes that's a work of art, cross Dressing Day!, "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?", Beer nuts and Deer Nuts, Starbucks deprivation, "Hey guys! Why are you touching me?!", "It's worth more now that it has my flem on it!", Chair Fun!, the insane asylum, "to many red bulls and bawls will kill you.", Banana Slugs!, "I survived th oobleck storm of CTY 2005!", Things I never admit I see..., Muppet Hunters, "Good Story Chetna, tell it again!", "Boom! the sink goes BOOM!", the defirginator, "Don't touch my stomach!", "I want you to crap on my desk!", American Pie, Stairway to Heaven, Leaving on a Jet Plane, Casino Night, Fun in the Sun, Dances, 60s Day, Back Stage at the Talent Show and so much more.

I miss you all! I'm typing up the stories we wrote, I have four already. I'll put the funniest on here and esnd the rest around.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

holllly mollly u motivational person. i'd be like....uhhhh three sentences to coppy....toooo looonnggg....yeah retyping our essays pretty much killed me. im a cat. im on my 5th life. AH AH only 4 more to go.
ouch i just got a papercut.
down to my 6th life.
yes, PAPER CUTS CAN KILL.
ouchies.

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