From the Mauser Collection

In July and August 2006, fourteen talented teenagers came together to study the craft of essay writing at a "nerd camp" in upstate New York. This is our blog. Bow.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Franklin was FAT.

I'm rereading all these passages and essays and book (singular) that I had to read this summer, and you know what, I've come to the conclusion that Benjamin Franklin was a FAT, LADY-LOVING TRENDSETTER. which is quite a formidable combination, now that i try to picture him walking around trying to get a view of the women over his fat jiggly rival-to-santa belly...with a huge crowd of people following i n his footsteps, attempting to fatten themselves up, and hang women around their necks.

Anywhoo, other than reading, im basically chilling at home, running, piano-ing, eating like an elephant WITH a trunk in a pool filled to the brim with peanuts. except i hate peanuts. so my food is more like pizza, noodles, etc, etc.

oo man, well. yes, summer is almost over (that must be the millionth time i've said that.) so relish your last days! i can't wait until school starts. i <3 school!

HAHHA remember when greg was reading kelly's paper. and he was like "i less than three cty? wth does that mean?"

hahah <3

3 Comments:

Blogger L.C. said...

.......hahahahahahahaha

oh, Lily, you are hilarious.

10:44 PM  
Blogger Ray said...

that was really funny. if you tihnk your summer is almost over, i have 2 more days!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol no modesty here...I OWN.

awww 2 dAYS??? bummer that bites.

not that im not jealous. cuz school=life. UR GETTING BACK TO LIFEEEE.

woooo.

8:27 PM  

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