Memeory of the Week #15

If you were gay,
That'd be okay,
I mean, 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway;
Because you see,
If it were me,
I would feel free to say
That I was gay!
(But I'm not gay)

If you were queer,
I'd still be here,
Year after year,
Because you're dear to me;
And I know that you,
Would respect me too,
If I told you today
That I was gay!
(But I'm not gay)