From the Mauser Collection

In July and August 2006, fourteen talented teenagers came together to study the craft of essay writing at a "nerd camp" in upstate New York. This is our blog. Bow.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Halloween!

I'm going to complain about the store selection of costumes.

a) All of them are named Sexy (whatever), Sexy Construction Worker, Sexy Bee, Sexy Grandma

b) SLUTTY, self explanatory, I would like to purchase a costume that doesn't leave my boobs hanging halfway out, thank you very much.

c) COLD, how am I supposed to walk 2 miles trying to get obscene amounts of candy in a minidress with a plunge neckline?

d) I don't want to see 10 other people in regurgitated versions of my costume.

"I'm a SEXY GOTH PIXIE FAIRY!!"

"Well I'm a SEXY VAMPIRE GOTH ANGELIC FAIRY!!"

You both look the same, shut up.

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I don't know WTH I'm going to go as anymore.

4 Comments:

Blogger AMELiA :o) said...

Ditto. Whay do the costumes at stores have to be so sucky? I usually end up putting something together out of stuff I have, because the idiots who design those things have obviously never been outside in late october.

9:21 PM  
Blogger Ray said...

Heh, at least not in New England. I totally understand, I almost always put my own together.

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Honestly, I've been wearing a lot of slutty stuff this year as normal clothing anyway, so it doesn't really make much of a difference.
The only thing I have to complain about is how shiney my costume is, I swear, the top half is just like BOOBS!

Are you people only buying/making your costumes now?
Well, nevermind that question, I usually am too, my girlfriend made me go out this year to buy costumes on like the 7th though.

6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe....oh halloween....*sigh*

5:53 PM  

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