Halloween!
I'm going to complain about the store selection of costumes.
a) All of them are named Sexy (whatever), Sexy Construction Worker, Sexy Bee, Sexy Grandma
b) SLUTTY, self explanatory, I would like to purchase a costume that doesn't leave my boobs hanging halfway out, thank you very much.
c) COLD, how am I supposed to walk 2 miles trying to get obscene amounts of candy in a minidress with a plunge neckline?
d) I don't want to see 10 other people in regurgitated versions of my costume.
"I'm a SEXY GOTH PIXIE FAIRY!!"
"Well I'm a SEXY VAMPIRE GOTH ANGELIC FAIRY!!"
You both look the same, shut up.
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I don't know WTH I'm going to go as anymore.

4 Comments:
Ditto. Whay do the costumes at stores have to be so sucky? I usually end up putting something together out of stuff I have, because the idiots who design those things have obviously never been outside in late october.
Heh, at least not in New England. I totally understand, I almost always put my own together.
Honestly, I've been wearing a lot of slutty stuff this year as normal clothing anyway, so it doesn't really make much of a difference.
The only thing I have to complain about is how shiney my costume is, I swear, the top half is just like BOOBS!
Are you people only buying/making your costumes now?
Well, nevermind that question, I usually am too, my girlfriend made me go out this year to buy costumes on like the 7th though.
hehe....oh halloween....*sigh*
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